Showing posts with label Mary-Kate Olsen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mary-Kate Olsen. Show all posts

Friday, February 13, 2009

Pug-Nosed, Exposed, Loveable... Cover Girls

Most Likely To Be Arrested For Forcing Her Toddler To Take Upskirt Photos of Her For Publicity:
Tori Spelling, author of
sTori Telling and the soon-to-be released, Mommywood

Most Ridiculous Body Post Three Births... And All She Got Was This Wonky Eye:
Heidi Klum on the German cover of
GQ

Most Likely To Snort Herself Into Becoming Courtney Love's Doppleganger:
Mary-Kate Olsen for Interview

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Stuffy, Puffy, Constipated... Cover Girls

Most Jealous Kim Cattrall Got the Lead in Mannequin: Jennifer Connelly

Most Missing the 80s Shoulderwear: Gwyneth Paltrow

Most Likely to Become BeneFiber's Spokeswoman: Mary-Kate Olsen