Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Stalkward: It Might Be A Tumor
In between dodging rumors he'll appear in Terminator Salvation and promoting the green life, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger made some time for his third love, bodybuilding when he stopped by the Arnold Sports Festival in scenic Columbus, Ohio this weekend. The original pregnant man (you know you want to Neflix Junior right now) took some time to visit his old muscley stomping grounds to congratulate this beauteous chunk o' chocolate, Ms. Iris Kyle who won the Miss International body building competition at Arnold's self-titled world's largest multi-sports festival. The roids have obviously shrunk her genitals down to the stage where they shriveled up and hid between her massive thighs, understandably so. If only the guys on RuPaul's Drag Race could master that tuck.