The blondest people on the planet are trying to cover their asses ever since Lauren Conrad announced she would not be returning for another season of Not Eating At Restaurants While Staring and Smirking and Eventually Crying Black Tears also known as The Hills. Though Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have managed to occupy some of their newfound free time increasing the size of certain body parts and/or shaving other parts, they're apparently moving on to a world quite different from the one they've known... by casting a new reality show.
AMERICAN GIRLS CASTING
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag (MTV’s “THE HILLS”) are producing a brand new reality television show, and are searching for outgoing, attractive females to star on the show.
If you're over 18, have a dynamic personality, and are interested in traveling, email the following information to firstname.lastname@example.org.
1. Name and age
2. Contact Information (Phone Number and email)
3. Current Picture(s)
4. Three words that describe yourself.
So if any of your are looking to make it big, maybe Heidi and Spencer can help you out.
I'd imagine their top five contestants will look something like these five lovely ladies.
Think Jessica of Laguna Beach: Seasons 2 & 3
Think Bre of America's Next Top Model: Cycle 5
3.Think Wendy Pepper of Project Runway: Season 1
Think Megan Hauserman of Rock of Love: Season 2, I Love Money, Rock of Love: Charm School and Beauty and The Geek: Season 3 (I mean.... Huh? What? Who put that there? Who would watch all five seasons of that show?)
Think Brooke of Real World: Denver
What better way to see the retired old gals back in action?