Chris Brown's got this appliqué where his heart used to be. I'm 99 percent sure I owned something strikingly similar to Chris Brown's shiny sequin sapphire crewneck article about two decades ago, except in hot pink, likely worn with tie-dyed leggings, and a far less of a "you want a piece?" facial expression. Either way, I do appreciate the dichotomous nature of this look. Plus, it's giving me the urge to Care Bear countdown five... four... three... two... one.